THE MONKEY (Melbourne) Sex & Swingers Club
Reviewed by: contributor
Address: Melbourne VIC, Australia
Website: http://www.tmc-tpk.com/
Upon your arrival you will be given a guided tour of the venue, which is spread over two floors, and consists of mainly open plan play areas. The very seductive 5-star environment is furnished with imported furniture from the UK, France and Japan, and artwork from the four corners of the globe. There are beautiful king and queen sized beds throughout the play areas, and our INFAMOUS 1960’s Austin Power’s style round bed, and so many other intriguing and erotic items too numerous to mention.
Once you have finished the tour, the next 1.5 to 2 hours is yours to unwind and get to know your fellow playmates (which also helps to calm any first time nerves you may experience… Don’t worry, nerves are completely normal!!)
Come along and judge for yourself, why our guests tell us we hold SIMPLY THE BEST – QUALITY OVER QUANTITY Parties In Melbourne (and many who have travelled say – the best in Australia).
Table of Contents
Girls and Couples only
NO SINGLE MALES… sorry guys, unless you have a playmate!!! (For girls/guys parties, please see the TPK section)
SINGLE GIRLS please note:
Our parties are the safest and the most secure environment in Australia for you to fulfill any or all of your fantasies (see reviews section). The emphasis with these parties is on girls playing with girls and couples’ swapping.
You do not have to be bisexual to enjoy our parties. We are happy for FIRST TIMERS to come along and just watch. There is absolutely NO PRESSURE.
Entry Fees:
Payment by internet transfer only, we do NOT handle cash on the night.
$60 for Single Girls
Payment by internet transfer only, we do NOT handle cash on the night.
Price include nibbles, endless supply of bottled and filtered water, condoms, lubricant, towels and shower facility.
CANCELLATION POLICY
- 100% credit if you cancel prior to and including the Thursday before each party
- 50% credit if you cancel on the Friday before each party
- NO credit ON THE DAY
- Please Note: Credits only apply to the following party
Dress Code:
During the getting to know you period 9pm to 11pm
Girls: Come dressed as sexy as you feel comfortable with, but please, no jeans. If in doubt the little black number never goes astray.
Guys: Smart casual, no runners
From 11pm onwards, there are 2 change areas available:
Girls: Please disrobe down to sexy lingerie/sexy underwear, naked if you wish.
Guys: Please disrobe down to fashionable underwear, naked if you wish. Old fashioned underwear or silk boxers are a big turn off and please remove your socks (don’t laugh, girls don’t like guys standing around naked, with their socks on).
Girls, Guys and Couples
Our parties are the safest and the most secure environment in Australia for you to fulfill any or all of your fantasies (see reviews section). These parties are for girls who want to play with guys (1 or 2 or 3 or more), or girls and/or couples. You do not have to be bisexual to enjoy our parties.
We are happy for FIRST TIMERS to come along and just watch.
There is absolutely NO PRESSURE.
Please note with our TPK parties, there will always be a higher ratio of guys to girls. Year round “average” is 16 girls/24 guys (these parties have become very popular, because of this formula. Some girls like to play with lots of guys, some just one or two; and occasionally some just like to simply watch and the same applies to guys regarding the girls). The girls attending our parties range from straight to very bi. Please note: we treat a couple as one girl, one guy.
Entry Fees:
Payment by internet transfer only, we do NOT handle cash on the night.
$150 for Single Guys
Payment by internet transfer only, we do NOT handle cash on the night.
$60 for Single Girls
Payment by internet transfer only, we do NOT handle cash on the night.
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